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Author: | Eferhilda [ Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I would but I ate my last cookie and that was all I was motivated to do today myself. Can someone come here and bathe my cat for me? |
Author: | Dan'l [ Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:53 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I woud but I'm allergic to work. Can I borrow $20 the BBQ place right next to work is killing me with their smoker today. |
Author: | Sound of Silence [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry man, I'm having trouble deciding which wine I'm in the mood for tonight. Come back later. Could someone, like, send me some an infinite supply of gas? |
Author: | Chemical Lady [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I totally would, really, it is just that, you know, that sounds like I would have to actually DO something, and that is just not my thing would you clean my room for me? |
Author: | Joby_wan_Kenobi [ Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:10 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry, but if I don't clean my room, that what makes you think I'm gonna clean yours??? (LOL I'm sorry, but I could not pass up this response!) Can someone help me with learning Spanish? |
Author: | Chemical Lady [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sure, I can't speak even two words spanish but that doesn't matter right? Oh no, I forgot that I have to lead the crochet marathon for troublesome teenagers so I can't help you would you help me with my job search? |
Author: | Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
You see, I would, but my cat said I can't because she needs food. Could someone help me with my resume? |
Author: | Kinetic [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry my dad didn't make the basketball team in high school so it's forbidden from my bloodline now. Could I borrow someone's computer charger? |
Author: | Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I would if I had one; my computer photosynthesizes. Sorry :( Does anyone wanna go with me to find the fountain of youth? |
Author: | Eferhilda [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I would but I am eternally old and that would kind of cramp my style. Does anyone want to help me tie my shoes? |
Author: | Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I would, but I only know how to tie Velcro. Is anyone around to tow me out of this ditch? |
Author: | Sound of Silence [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry, I had to chase down the ice cream truck that just passed by. Got any spare change? |
Author: | Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I do, but true change comes from within. Look inside yourself. Speaking of looking at oneself, can someone look at this thing on my back? |
Author: | Chemical Lady [ Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry I prefer to look people in the face Could you take over my work shift for me tomorrow? |
Author: | Drake Baku [ Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
No sorry, tomorrow is sunday, i work all week so i need my weekends Anyway, could someone call the doctor for me, my ear hurts and i cant put my phone to it |
Author: | Chemical Lady [ Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry I can’t because I am eating a cookie and the crunching sound makes it hard for someone on the phone to understand me Can you please tell my neighbours to be quiet already? |
Author: | Zapy97 [ Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:05 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
Sorry I can't, while I live with them. Interacting with them at all would violate social distancing mandates in my local. It's early could someone make me some coffee? |
Author: | Chemical Lady [ Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The lame excuse game |
I can but we life in different continents, so by the time you come to get it it will be undrinkable. I can only meet you midway as far as my arm reaches could you lower the gas price a bit? |
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