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The lame excuse game
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Author:  Eferhilda [ Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:39 am ]
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I would but I ate my last cookie and that was all I was motivated to do today myself.

Can someone come here and bathe my cat for me?

Author:  Dan'l [ Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:53 am ]
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I woud but I'm allergic to work.

Can I borrow $20 the BBQ place right next to work is killing me with their smoker today.

Author:  Sound of Silence [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:40 pm ]
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Sorry man, I'm having trouble deciding which wine I'm in the mood for tonight. Come back later.

Could someone, like, send me some an infinite supply of gas?

Author:  Chemical Lady [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:27 pm ]
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I totally would, really, it is just that, you know, that sounds like I would have to actually DO something, and that is just not my thing

would you clean my room for me?

Author:  Joby_wan_Kenobi [ Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:10 am ]
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Sorry, but if I don't clean my room, that what makes you think I'm gonna clean yours??? (LOL I'm sorry, but I could not pass up this response!)

Can someone help me with learning Spanish?

Author:  Chemical Lady [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:58 am ]
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Sure, I can't speak even two words spanish but that doesn't matter right? Oh no, I forgot that I have to lead the crochet marathon for troublesome teenagers so I can't help you

would you help me with my job search?

Author:  Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:58 am ]
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You see, I would, but my cat said I can't because she needs food.

Could someone help me with my resume?

Author:  Kinetic [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:26 pm ]
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Sorry my dad didn't make the basketball team in high school so it's forbidden from my bloodline now.

Could I borrow someone's computer charger?

Author:  Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:50 pm ]
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I would if I had one; my computer photosynthesizes. Sorry :(

Does anyone wanna go with me to find the fountain of youth?

Author:  Eferhilda [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:39 pm ]
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I would but I am eternally old and that would kind of cramp my style.

Does anyone want to help me tie my shoes?

Author:  Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:25 pm ]
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I would, but I only know how to tie Velcro.

Is anyone around to tow me out of this ditch?

Author:  Sound of Silence [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:13 pm ]
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Sorry, I had to chase down the ice cream truck that just passed by.

Got any spare change?

Author:  Muse [ Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:46 pm ]
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I do, but true change comes from within. Look inside yourself.

Speaking of looking at oneself, can someone look at this thing on my back?

Author:  Chemical Lady [ Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:33 am ]
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Sorry I prefer to look people in the face

Could you take over my work shift for me tomorrow?

Author:  Drake Baku [ Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:02 pm ]
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No sorry, tomorrow is sunday, i work all week so i need my weekends

Anyway, could someone call the doctor for me, my ear hurts and i cant put my phone to it

Author:  Chemical Lady [ Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:32 pm ]
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Sorry I can’t because I am eating a cookie and the crunching sound makes it hard for someone on the phone to understand me

Can you please tell my neighbours to be quiet already?

Author:  Zapy97 [ Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:05 am ]
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Sorry I can't, while I live with them. Interacting with them at all would violate social distancing mandates in my local.

It's early could someone make me some coffee?

Author:  Chemical Lady [ Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:34 pm ]
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I can but we life in different continents, so by the time you come to get it it will be undrinkable. I can only meet you midway as far as my arm reaches

could you lower the gas price a bit?

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