The lame excuse game

Shades · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:09 pm

I'm sorry, but I have to wash my hair, bleach it and dye it blue. Can't help ya.

Would you help me with the whole dying my hair blue?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:27 pm

Sorry, my hands are covered in pink dye.

Would you mind telling this tree to stop blocking my view? I don't speak tree...

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:53 pm

I would but it's a pine tree, I only speak Japanese Cherry Tree.

Can someone get my cat back? Sebastian Michaelis picked my cat up and won't give her back.

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:40 am

I would, but my cat won't get off my leg.

Could someone tell me where the best place for a rock to take a selfie would be?

Eferhilda · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:58 pm

I would but the outside burns me as I am becoming a vampire.

Can someone tell me if they know the muffin man?

Wet and Useless · **Posted:** Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:36 pm

I would, but i'm a moth and my human translator is clutching his chest and just about to fall onto the key089erfj7ighjsdwj02hjasnaqi8jjc3iggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:55 am

I'm sorry I would, but I have to finish my chapter for the book I'm writing! Want to hear about it? It's such an amazing story about "Long ago, four nations lived together in harmony...."

Would you help me with training to be a Jedi?

Master Samurai · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:36 pm

Sorry man I would... but I'm too busy learning to be a wizard at Hogwarts.

Can someone get me to Hogwarts?

Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:05 pm

Sorry, I can't because I was just exposing magic to Muggles, which means Hogwarts is now filled with tourists.

Can someone help me escape to Pandora (Avatar-planet)?

Master Samurai · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:17 pm

Ooh I would... but I'm too busy fighting the good fight in The Matrix.

Can someone help me catch my first Pokemon?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:20 pm

Sorry, I'm too busy not paying attention.

Could someone point me in the right direction?

Master Samurai · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:24 pm

Hmm I would but.... I don't know left from right anyways.. sorry bud.

Can someone show which way is north?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:59 pm

I would, but I am roasting to death in my car at the moment.

Someone cool me off?

Eboycrash · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:20 pm

I would, but the machine spirits in these fans are being fussy.

Could someone lend me inspiration?

Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:48 pm

I'm sorry, I would, but I can't even find the inspiration to get up in the morning.. LOL

Can someone help me find the Wardrobe to Narnia?

Eboycrash · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:15 pm

I can't even locate a normal wardrobe, sorry.

Can anyone help me cook this steak?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:43 pm

Ooo... I would, but I appear to have set myself on fire.

Could you show me where I can put this perfectly normal sheet of paper?

Master Samurai · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:51 pm

Mm I would but I suddenly found myself bizarrely allergic to paper.

Can someone please help me learn how give a damn?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:53 am

Shh... I'm trying to watch this crab build a sand castle.

Could someone be so kind as to get this little crab a flag for its castle?

Master Samurai · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:32 am

Hmm? Oh sorry I would but I'm too busy enjoying these crab cakes.

Can someone get me a soda to wash the crab cakes down with?

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