The lame excuse game

Eferhilda · **Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:39 am

I would but I ate my last cookie and that was all I was motivated to do today myself.

Can someone come here and bathe my cat for me?

Dan'l · **Posted:** Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:53 am

I woud but I'm allergic to work.

Can I borrow $20 the BBQ place right next to work is killing me with their smoker today.

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:40 pm

Sorry man, I'm having trouble deciding which wine I'm in the mood for tonight. Come back later.

Could someone, like, send me some an infinite supply of gas?

Chemical Lady · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:27 pm

I totally would, really, it is just that, you know, that sounds like I would have to actually DO something, and that is just not my thing

would you clean my room for me?

Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:10 am

Sorry, but if I don't clean my room, that what makes you think I'm gonna clean yours??? (LOL I'm sorry, but I could not pass up this response!)

Can someone help me with learning Spanish?

Chemical Lady · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:58 am

Sure, I can't speak even two words spanish but that doesn't matter right? Oh no, I forgot that I have to lead the crochet marathon for troublesome teenagers so I can't help you

would you help me with my job search?

Muse · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:58 am

You see, I would, but my cat said I can't because she needs food.

Could someone help me with my resume?

Kinetic · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:26 pm

Sorry my dad didn't make the basketball team in high school so it's forbidden from my bloodline now.

Could I borrow someone's computer charger?

Muse · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:50 pm

I would if I had one; my computer photosynthesizes. Sorry :(

Does anyone wanna go with me to find the fountain of youth?

Eferhilda · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:39 pm

I would but I am eternally old and that would kind of cramp my style.

Does anyone want to help me tie my shoes?

Muse · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:25 pm

I would, but I only know how to tie Velcro.

Is anyone around to tow me out of this ditch?

Sound of Silence · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Sorry, I had to chase down the ice cream truck that just passed by.

Got any spare change?

Muse · **Posted:** Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:46 pm

I do, but true change comes from within. Look inside yourself.

Speaking of looking at oneself, can someone look at this thing on my back?

Chemical Lady · **Posted:** Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:33 am

Sorry I prefer to look people in the face

Could you take over my work shift for me tomorrow?

Drake Baku · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:02 pm

No sorry, tomorrow is sunday, i work all week so i need my weekends

Anyway, could someone call the doctor for me, my ear hurts and i cant put my phone to it

Chemical Lady · **Posted:** Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:32 pm

Sorry I can’t because I am eating a cookie and the crunching sound makes it hard for someone on the phone to understand me

Can you please tell my neighbours to be quiet already?

Zapy97 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 20, 2021 10:05 am

Sorry I can't, while I live with them. Interacting with them at all would violate social distancing mandates in my local.

It's early could someone make me some coffee?

Chemical Lady · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:34 pm

I can but we life in different continents, so by the time you come to get it it will be undrinkable. I can only meet you midway as far as my arm reaches

could you lower the gas price a bit?

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