Sorry, most of my money goes to watching over my dogs. (I have to feed 7 puppies and a dog most every day.)

Anyone capable of helping me find and tame a dragon?

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Sorry I killed the last of them

Anyone wanna help me revive the last of the dragons?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Sorry, ran out of revival juice.

Anyone care to enhance my skills?

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Sorry skill based RPGs seem to be dying off

Anyone wanna help me revive skill based RPGs?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Sorry, but my revival skills aren't strong enough.

Will anyone help me take my dog outside for a walk?

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Sorry, I'm out with my own dog.

Anyone wanna help me wash my grandma?

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Luigi Time!!!
"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."
My blog: Sylenth1 VST Synth

Sorry I'm all out of prune juice.

Anyone want to explain to me why I believe prune juice i what old people bathe in?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Sorry. Too busy eating some tasty prunes over here! (Seriously, they are GOOD!)

Does anyone want some prunes? I'd be glad to share.

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Procrastination is like paint thinner. It's fun to smell, but it slowly kills you on the inside!

DON'T JUDGE THE ASPARAGUS FOR WANTING TO GROW UP INTO A TREE

THE APOCALYPSE IS APPROACHING! *Hides behind a conveniently placed sofa and puts a large metal cooking pot on my head* O3O

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=50697 *Places a finger to my lips* Do not disturb the little kiddies whilst resting... e.e
Or I shall CZCHKECHK you!

No, they're good, but I have some gum in my mouth the flavor will ruin me forever.

Anyone want some gum?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Sorry, but I need to brush my gums before that.

Anyone feel like helping this poor chap with chapstick?

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Sorry it's on my desk, and I can't walk that far.

Anyone want to tell me how I CAN walk that far?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Sorry, I lost my legs to laziness. I can't show you.

Can anyone help these lazy legs.

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Sorry, you're farther than my desk, I can't do it.

Can anyone tell me who Jesus' ancestors were?

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I identify as a microwave, meaning if people make advances I'll nuke 'em

"Why should we define someone as being good or evil, the sides change depending on where you stand, neutrality is the only path that remains the same." -Me

"The pessimist looks down and loses his head,
The optimist looks up and loses his footing,
The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly" -King Ezekial, The Walking Dead

Really really ancient people that got written in a book so mankind does not repeat the same mistakes as his parents.

Can anyone tell me why humanity makes the same choices century after century?

I would, but listening to Donald Trump and his supporters has caused me to lose a few IQ points as well as too many brain cells that I now have to gain back somehow.

Could someone go deal with Comcast for me?

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Um...sorry, no...no I have to go bathe...my cat...

Yeah...

Who wants to be on call for me at night? Any takers?

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I'm sorry, I turn into a horrible monster every night and would probably eat everyone around me. Better luck next time?

Can anyone bake me a cake?

I would, but the cat knocked the flour bag onto the floor. butthole.

Can someone vacuum for me?

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Sorry, I can't loud noises make me uncomfortable. Oh? The earbuds? It's the sound of water flowing and it's on low. No it isn't Metallica, and no you can't hear it. Shut up.

Can somebody please cover for me at work. I really need the day off.

Sorry, I can't even get anyone to cover my own shift :/

Could someone send me some epic motivation to help me survive this day?

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