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 Post subject: The lame excuse game
PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:07 am 

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So... I stole got the idea to this on another forum I used to be in.

It's pretty simple. Ask for a favor, and the person below will have to come up with the lamest possible excuse as to why they can't do it.
And ask for their own favor.

I'll start this.

Can you help me do the dishes?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:56 am 

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Uhhh....I would but, well...okay. So the thing is that my parents are coming down to visit me and they haven't been here in a long time to play scrabble. It used to be like this really old family tradition, yada yada yada and I don't think I can get out of it. Sorry. If I could come over I would totally help with the dishes tho~!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:13 pm 

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I have a book report due in School on Monday. I need to read the book first and then write the outline. I know this darn thing will take me all weekend. Sorry, bud. I can't go with you.

I need to go bury this body. Who's with me?

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 Post subject: Re: The lame excuse game
PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:17 pm 

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Sorry, old man, I have to take my rabbit to the vet.

Will anyone go get a rabbit with me?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:43 pm 

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I would love to go but I just had an allergy screening the other day and I found out I'm allergic to rabbits. Weird huh?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:22 pm 

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Why waste your time like that?

Why don't you come with me and have a few beers?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:33 pm 

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I would, but my sister just died, so I'm not in the mood. *Gun shooting sounds*

Will you help me bury my sister before my parents find out?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:34 pm 

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Well, then. That would make me an accessory, right? No thank you, brother.

I'm heading to Daytona, Florida to watch a NASCAR Race. Would you like to come?

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I'm allergic to left turns. They make me break out in hives, so I'll pass.

Could you please pick up my dry cleaning? It's around the left corner of my street.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:16 am 

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Dude, I'm really busy right now, so I can't. *Double Kill*

If you're going downstairs can you get me a drink?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:46 am 

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I'll be downstairs for a long time. You may die of thirst before I get back.

Can you get me a screwdriver? I'm working on this thing.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:12 am 

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Oh, man... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I got my screwdriver stuck in the structure I was using the screwdriver to fix. I can't get it back out.

Could you get me a roll of tape?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:24 pm 

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Yeah...I'd totally help you out except that our dog just ate the last roll. He's always eating everything. (But you don't have a dog >.>)

Can you walk upstairs and grab my keys? I forgot them on the dresser.

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Yeah, about that. You see, I'd really love to help you get your keys but I have a crippling fear of stairs. No hard feelings, though.

Does any one mind paying my bail?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:47 pm 

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I would, but I ended up spending all my money on M&M's.

Can anyone open this jar for me?


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Sorry, I have butterfingers.

Anyone have any spare change? I'm short...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:58 pm 

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The funniest thing happened on my way to church this morning. Apparently, I had a hole in my pocket and all my change spilled out. I got nothing.

Can I get an Amen?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:35 am 
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Look mate, I would, but I have a theistic objection to that kind of thing.

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Oh, hell no. The last time I did that for someone, the balloon ended up carrying me away... I'm still floating on.

Could you reach that for me?

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I'm too short.

Anyone want to play basketball with me?

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