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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:17 am 
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I would if I could, but my grandmother told me never to help someone who wants to tan or ill be cursed.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:24 am 

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I would but I have short term memory loss and I can never get passed....I'm sorry what were we talking about?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:35 am 
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Ah.. about that.. I sort of saw a bear walk off with them, and I'm allergic to bears... so no

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:03 am 

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Umm...I would do, but my uh...dog, yeah dog, bit my hands off!
*Goes inside house and the sounds of a saw going through bone can be heard. I exit once more a few minutes latter, with bandaged stubs*

By the way, could you help me get take the four guinea pigs to the vets? It's time for their check up.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:40 am 

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I really wish I could, but I have extreme Suriphobia, they would put me back into the soft room room for a week!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:09 am 
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I'm sorry, I would but... I have a Arithmophobia.

I'm going to go pick some daisies, can someone please help me out?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:06 am 

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I'm afraid of flowers. Sorry.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:46 pm 

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Nope. I swallowed the last piece because you started without me.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:22 pm 

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Perdon? Je non comprende.

I would like a dry martini, shaken not stirred. Could you help?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:36 pm 

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Oh, man, I would, but I got my hand stuck on the glass.

Could you divide this in half for me?

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Well... I would love to help you but I................ Im a professional welder... it goes against my nature ma'am


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:34 pm 

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Could you please ask that man his name?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:12 am 

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Ask him yourself! Ain't nobody got time for that.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:53 am 

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I'm afraid of telephones.

Can you change a light bulb for me?


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I-I...I c-...I could but....But what if it breaks in my hand and cuts me! Please Don't Make Me Hurt Myself!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:04 pm 

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No, that's against my principles.

Can you cook my lunch?


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Well Of Course! If I had any hands to cook wi-... -Walks off and comes back five minutes later with bloody stubs- If...I had any hands to...To cook with...Oh gods it hurts...

Can someone take me to the hospital...Please?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:01 pm 

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Um, no. I have to organize my file cabinet and then go through the cupboards to reclean all the dishes, glasses and silverware. Once that is done, I need to refold every article of clothing in the house and put them all away in their proper place.

Can I get an Amen? or possibly a pair of fives?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:21 pm 

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I only have a five and a pair of amen's ( I know it isn't proper grammar, no one say anything)


Can I copy off of your test?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:34 pm 

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I'm ashamed of my handwriting.

Can I have ice cream?


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