Granted, yet you die as part of the story early.

I wish I had god-like charisma, letting me have the power to convince people. Not to mention those that try to murder me give up, they would hate to see me go.

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Granted, but somebody still kills you because they are jealous of your power then they feel bad for doing you in and kill themselves.

I wish for a X-wing

Granted! ...Eeeeeeexcept two of the bottom wings fall off in a space battle, so it's only a Y-wing.

I wish I could wish for something without consequence. Ha.

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Procrastination is like paint thinner. It's fun to smell, but it slowly kills you on the inside!

DON'T JUDGE THE ASPARAGUS FOR WANTING TO GROW UP INTO A TREE

THE APOCALYPSE IS APPROACHING! *Hides behind a conveniently placed sofa and puts a large metal cooking pot on my head* O3O

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=50697 *Places a finger to my lips* Do not disturb the little kiddies whilst resting... e.e
Or I shall CZCHKECHK you!

I wish I could change my physical sex at will

Granted. Except, everybody is now confused about your gender, and because of this, you cannot land a single stable relationship.

I wish for something maaaagicaaaaaal :D

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Procrastination is like paint thinner. It's fun to smell, but it slowly kills you on the inside!

DON'T JUDGE THE ASPARAGUS FOR WANTING TO GROW UP INTO A TREE

THE APOCALYPSE IS APPROACHING! *Hides behind a conveniently placed sofa and puts a large metal cooking pot on my head* O3O

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=50697 *Places a finger to my lips* Do not disturb the little kiddies whilst resting... e.e
Or I shall CZCHKECHK you!

You get a magical time bomb. It's about to go off

I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control, without my ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.

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granted ...but as you age, the super power stays as strong as you are...you have to work out into your 80's and beyond. What...did you think your immortal?

I wish to be a toaster... with the ability to attack people with burnt toast!

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The best way to rob a bank is by blowing up anything that gets in your way... like that car (boom), that wall (boom), that other wall (boom), and that vault door (boom). if it doesnt get destoyed on first attempt.... >:D layer it with C4 and... (BOOOOM), then take the goods that you desire, and if you are surrounded by police just repeat the next line in an surprised tone:
“OH MAI GOSH, IZ DAT A DONUHT SHOHP?!”
Then while they’re distracted, you make a bolt for the escape vehicle of your choice. I personally use a Insert Vehicle Name Here, but really anything will do.

Granted, but you have to reload every two shots. And nobody wants to reload you since you attack people.

I wish for omnipotence, is that too much?

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Granted, you receive a potato on your doorstep every third Tuesday of the month from now on, from someone named 'Bob'. This potato is not edible, in fact it can't be used for anything. It just takes of space. You try to find ways to get rid of them, but somehow they keep coming back. You never asked for this. Nobody did. They just keep coming... and coming...

I wish for some warmer socks.

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Gramted, you now have socks that every time you move they increase by 1 degree celsius. It keeps rising until it burst into flames, and the temperature just keeps rising.

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I wish people didn't forget their wishes.

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Granted, but now all people can think about is the things they wished they had, and can't focus on what they do have. Society is destroyed in the process.

I wish that I could have some tasty sour gummy worms.

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Granted, but the citric acid used to make so tastily sour burns off your taste buds not letting them grow back. You can never taste again.

I wish I had better Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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Granted, but you now have a deck of cards so powerful that no one wants to play with you, resulting in the cards collecting dust until one horrible day when they take physical form and the monsters kill you for abandoning their primary purpose.

I wish I had more time to RP

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If you RP with me, read This Notification

Shoulder Demon: (Looking at controls of train) "Let's see how many times we can wreck this thing before we're all dead."

Shoulder Angel: "Are you crazy?!?!?! you'll get us all killed!!!!!!"

Shoulder Demon: "That's the idea, Moron!"

Granted, yet you have so much time that you will soon run out of ideas and be stuck in a permanent state of writers block not able to have a single thought to rp and post at all.

I wish I had an internet connection that is both portable and free of charge with unlimited power which I can connected to any device as well as have a high speed.

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Granted! But now you are plagued with viruses, malware, and popups for all eternity.

I wish I didn't wake up so early, and slept better in general.

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Granted but you are stuck in an endless loop until you grant another wish.

I wish I had an endless supply of money.

Granted! Except anything you buy never satisfies you. Including food! MUAHAHAHA

I wish I could go to college completely free and not have to worry about loans anymore!

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