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Cotton · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:13 am

Congratulations! You can now speak fluent Japanese. You cannot, however, understand Japanese, and you've forgotten how to speak all other languages. Good luck with that.

I wish I could travel to Europe and have a good time.

ShadowsVictor · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:31 pm

Granted you can travel to Eroupe and upon arriving you have the time of your life, but once you return home your entire life falls apart and you find yourself homeless, jobless, and starving.

I wish to rule the world (Evil laugh)

NathanBros · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:53 pm

Granted, you rule empty Mars.

I wish a space ship.

LadyKate43 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:43 am

Granted, but you crash land land on Mars becoming ShadowsVictor only advisor, citizen until others settle the planet.

I wish I could sprout wings and fly.

NathanBros · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:44 pm

Granted, you're an Aedes Egypt.

I wish firearms didn't exist.

Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:31 am

Granted! Firearms do not exist but after a long debate the government and other nations has approved a worldwide Hunger Games to appear for the next 50 years.

I wish for the drama to stop.

MrPigglZ · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:46 pm

Granted, but it lasts for 10 minutes then starts again.

I wish for an old rusted cutlass.

Zeroxk2 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:55 pm

Granted, but it turns to dust the moment you touch it.

I wish I owned a submarine. (I know I'm asking for trouble on this one. lol)

Joby_wan_Kenobi · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:14 pm

Granted! Sadly, you are never allowed to leave the sub and when you die, your body must remain on the sub forever!

I wish to be an Assassin from Assassin's Creed! (Oh, boy

I can just imagine where this is gonna go)

Fearless Sissy · **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:53 am

Granted! You are now part of a fictional order of trained killers from a mediocre game series. You stumble through life, confused and angry, because you just have this intense gut feeling that the future doesn't really matter in the long run, and that maybe this is all just an elaborate, cruel practical joke. Furthermore, sometimes you just don't have a face for some reason.

I wish I had more than 6 hours of sunlight at this time of year.

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Eggsy · View Likes **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:09 am

Granted! The sunlight is now furiously overbearing and doesn't go away. Global warming gets kickstarted to a super-maximum and seasons just kind of fade away into Summer and Hotter Summer. The ice caps melt and global flooding occurs, while immense tropical storms ravage the planet. Eventually, the world becomes tidally locked, and the sun never goes away, but that raises a whole host of other unpleasantries.

I wish it was a more pleasant temperature where I lived most of the time.

Ordo · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:57 pm

Granted!
But its so pleasant that nobody farms and you starve.

I wish for a Money Bin. (like Uncle Scrooges from Ducktailes)

SneakyBeaky1 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:14 pm

Greanted!
But the money is of a currency no longer used and has no monetary value.

I wish I owned a Harrier jump jet.

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:48 pm

Granted. But it is simply a tiny model airplane and it is covered in dust, dirt, mold, and is missing a lot of pieces.

I wish I could turn into a wolf with feathered wings that actually provide the ability to fly.

Eggsy · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:54 pm

Granted! But you're discovered by nature researchers and taken to a zoo exhibit as they try to figure out what species you are. It's not an unpleasant life, but you won't do too much flying with the fencing around your new home. You eventually become the zoo's most popular exhibit and kickstart an online revolution where furries with winged wolf OCs become massively validated and go completely nuts.

I wish my sleep schedule was better.

SneakyBeaky1 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:06 pm

Granted, you now are in a coma.

I wish I could control space.

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:11 pm

Granted, but you have no idea to keep your contol over space from causing chaos, death, and destruction, resulting in the end of all life on earth.

I wish I could communicate with wild animals(wolves, lions, raccoons, tigers, aquatic life, etc.) and befriend them without fear of being eaten or attacked.

SneakyBeaky1 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:13 pm

Granted!
All you could hear is screaming and unitelligible nonsense because animals don't have a language humans could understand.

I wish I knew everything.

MrPigglZ · **Posted:** Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:57 pm

Granted, but your mind is so full of thoughts that you start to forget who you are.

I wish to have to have the power to get a girlfriend

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:26 pm

Granted, but she is a yandere psycho that kills everyone you care about and since she is not the kind of person you want to date she then kills you so that nobody else can have you.

I wish I could live in the world of Naruto and have Kakashi as my Dad and be friends with all of the Leaf Village Shinobi and Gaara as well.

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