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Granted. There are portals to other worlds, but not back to ours.

I wish I had a puppy.

Sent from Shadowland.

Granted. You have your puppy. What a shame that it absolutely detests being near you.

I wish I could fly.

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invisible spaceexplore elsewhere Ask a Question, Get an IC Answer - character development game Only doing 1x1s and tiny groups for now due being generally busy. If you have a cool idea, feel free to approach me, though, alas, even the most awesome adventures must be passed up on sometimes. invisgmt+1 + 6th semester university student = patience please ♥

Granted. unfortunately the procedure that made you be able to fly also made you a fly... literally.

I wish math was easier than breathing.

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Shoulder Demon: (Looking at controls of train) "Let's see how many times we can wreck this thing before we're all dead."

Shoulder Angel: "Are you crazy?!?!?! you'll get us all killed!!!!!!"

Shoulder Demon: "That's the idea, Moron!"

Granted. But breathing became harder, math didn't become easier. (Sorry, JD)

I wish I could become invisible at will.

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Granted. But they don't understand you - and every time you go to a refreshing place of green, the millions of voices of every single blade of grass will be heard by you. Every tree, every flower, maybe every seed. There will be no silence, no peace. You may listen to the single rose in your house, but the boisterous mumbling of the outside vegetation will continue to be heard by you. Perhaps one day, madness will take over you. And perhaps one day, you will wish to isolate yourself to a deserted place. And the outside, or even nature itself, will be what you will fear for the rest of your life ... .

I wish I can become a butterfly.

Granted, but a dog eats you shortly after emerging from the cocoon.

I wish I was a kitten.

Granted, but you'll be constantly be pestered human passers-by. Perhaps one will want to keep you, and attempt to prevent you from escaping his/her sights.

I wish I was a duck.

Granted, but you are instantly caught and now can be seen hanging in the local Chinese restaurant window.

I wish it rained food.

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Granted, but it is old and rotted.

I wish I had a Portal gun.

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Granted, but they close three seconds after you open them and they cut you in half.

I wish I could time travel at will


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Your killing me slow, but i ain't ready to die.

"Behind my mask...... Is another mask." - Kakashi Sensei

Granted! But you can only travel back in time, and always only back in time.

I wish I had more money.

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invisible spaceexplore elsewhere Ask a Question, Get an IC Answer - character development game Only doing 1x1s and tiny groups for now due being generally busy. If you have a cool idea, feel free to approach me, though, alas, even the most awesome adventures must be passed up on sometimes. invisgmt+1 + 6th semester university student = patience please ♥

Granted, but it's counterfeit money and you get caught spending it so now you are in jail for life.

I wish I could sing.

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You wish is granted, but those who hear thy melody will be murdered and eaten by a throng of zombies.

I wish I had wings.

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Hello there. Despite calling myself a madman, I am quite friendly. My door is open should one need an ear, so feel free to consult me should life be getting on your tail. I also have a link to my resume here as well as a work in progress list of my characters here. I will likely be serving some plot cakes over the summer.

Granted. But your singing makes everyone sleep, just like Jigglypuff.

I wish I had a week off work.

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Your killing me slow, but i ain't ready to die.

"Behind my mask...... Is another mask." - Kakashi Sensei

@Shadow Lady
Granted, and it will be the week where your tenfold pay will be missed.

@imortalghost
Granted to not grant a wish, but not not granted at the same time ….

I wish I was a pony.

Your wish is granted, but you are fated to be ridden by an awful horse breaker.

I wish I had a cake.

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Hello there. Despite calling myself a madman, I am quite friendly. My door is open should one need an ear, so feel free to consult me should life be getting on your tail. I also have a link to my resume here as well as a work in progress list of my characters here. I will likely be serving some plot cakes over the summer.

Granted, but since you didn't specify, it's a plastic one. Enjoy.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.