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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:05 pm 

I'm weird, but not as weird as I was when I joined this site.


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Granted. Everything is now perfectly organised--so much so that it's all imobile so as to not be disordered and fall into chaos. You can't eat because the food in the supermarket and your refrigerator won't budge from the shelf, and if it did you'd have to swallow it whole and it wouldn't digest. You have no problematic friendships because the universal timeline is organised so that no two people ever meet--everyone has their own space in the world and no one interacts with another human.

I wish that I could meditate.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:22 pm 

the stars look very different today ★

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Granted, you are now able to meditate, but to meditate means to die for you, as your soul becomes so harmonized with the world that you cease to exist.

I wish I could wake up every morning feeling perfectly refreshed.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:43 pm 

By the power of Grayskull!!

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Granted, but you have to consume enough coffee to stain your teeth yellow before you can achieve terminal freshness.

I wish I could eat more pizza than I already can. Like, really. I wanna be able to eat more pizza without getting full. C'mon.

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Granted, you can eat as much pizza as you like, because you now have a ridiculously high metabolism. Eat something every ten minutes or you starve to death.

I wish Hitler wasn't racist.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:35 pm 
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Granted. Turns out he was actually a genius doctor trying to stave off a genetic disease the only way he could figure out how. The rest of World War 2 goes as history says, and everyone thinks they stopped a horrible thing happening. Turns out the human race is utterly eradicated by the 'Y2K Bug'.

I wish fossil fuels never existed.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:44 am 

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Granted. Everything is reverted back to the stone age. There will be no internet, no computers no cars, no planes, no electricity and all the other small creature comforts we hold dear now won't exist or won't be made practical for many years to come. We will all have to go to bed when the sun goes down.

I wish dogs can talk in our native languages so we know what they're barking about.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:29 pm 

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Granted, but they all act like self-entitled high schoolers that have an opinion about everything, and don't like to do what they're told. Most of them are pretty edgy as well.

I wish there was more to do in my town.

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Start a club for the board.

I wish the service and food was like a 4 star hotel. waaa waaa


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:24 pm 

Current wetness: 9% Current uselessness: 55%

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Granted. All consumables are in the shape, material composition and size of a respectable lodging establishment.
Persons in your life are now also in the general shape of a multi-storey building, and about as attentive.

I wish a member of the forum would fall madly in love with me and whisk me away to a romantic place.


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eyy, senpai!

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Granted. The member is me, and we are going on an all access trip to Skeleton Hell. The tickets are one-way.

I wish I had a comfier chair.

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Left or right?

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Granted, in fact, you get your choice out of an infinite amount of sofa chairs that are far more comfy than the one you had before. But you will never do anything else but walk around this endless amount of chairs.

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You are granted... Nothing! Perhaps this excites you, because you wished for nothing and got nothing in return, but... Is it really something to be happy about? Day after day, people will give you nothing. You might even ask for something one day. But, even then you will receive nothing. You will become nothing.

I wish I had windows with window screens in them.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:23 pm 

Bored

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Granted! Though, you can't go outside anymore because killer bugs decided enough is enough and want to take over the planet!

I wish I could play hockey in the National Hockey League!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:20 am 

Left or right?

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Granted, however you missed every shot and were a horrible disgrace to your state and everyone now hates you.

I wish for something.

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Your wish is granted! The whole universe is now inverted in color and physics, making for a very confusing lifestyle.

I wish for a very large and impractical sword.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:14 am 

Adding information for Realm of Swords and Thrones, might be putting out new Group RP interest check. 9:00 AM 8/28


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Granted however it is so large that you cannot pick it up.


I wish pokemon were real.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:01 pm 

you catch more flies with honey but you catch more honeys being fly

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Granted, but a lot of them carry diseases and the majority of them have the ability to kill you.

I wish for three more wishes.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:09 pm 

Adding information for Realm of Swords and Thrones, might be putting out new Group RP interest check. 9:00 AM 8/28


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Granted, however you have to use those 3 more wishes to do something nice for 3 people you REALLY would rather wish didn't exist.

I wish I could lead a pack of wolves.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:58 pm 

Bored

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Granted, but a rival wolf comes into the pack and begins to turn everyone against you!

I wish for trip to Walt Disney World (again... This would be number #10)

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