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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:46 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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Here it is. Our beautiful texting AU.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:54 pm 

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hi its harry, im sorry i wasnt available at work today
i trust that the guys gave you a tour of the office
just wanted to welcome u to the force, hope we can meet up tomorrow and ill fill u in on all the details


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:57 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 19 18:46] To Unsaved Number
I am sorry. I think that you have a wrong number.
Unless I have joined some kind of force without knowing it, of course.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:11 am 

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[Sep 19 18:51] To not Jones!!! Wrong number
im so sorry!! someone around the office has a bad handwritin

[Sep 19 18:53] To not Jones!! Wrong number
no we're not currently in the process of dialing random #s and enlisting ppl at random
hope u didnt get ur hopes up
sorry mate cheers


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:11 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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That sounds like a cult, and I've always learnt to stay clear of cults.
Thanks anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:28 pm 

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[Sep 19 19:04] To not Jones!! Wrong number
we're only britains finest cult! (london police department) ;)
its full of traditions and moldy old men who should definitely not be in charge


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:30 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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Now I'm even less interested in joining your cult.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:40 pm 

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[Sep 19 19:32] To not Jones!! Wrong number
cant say i blame u

[Sep 19 19:32] To not Jones!! Wrong number
but if it makes a difference i am in charge and neither old nor moldy
so at least im not part of the problem


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:42 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 19 20:01] to Unknown Number
That's very easy for you to say, isn't it? I can't exactly disprove you.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:49 pm 

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[Sep 19 20:49] To not Jones!! Wrong number
thats tru

[Sep 19 20:51] To not Jones!! Wrong number
im actually very old and very moldy sorry i lied mate


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:11 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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It's way too late to deal with lies.
Also, my night shift is starting now, so while it was lovely to speak to you, then I have to go.
I hope you find your new cult member.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:31 pm 

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[Sep 19 21:18] To not Jones!! Wrong number
have fun (and farewell)

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[Sep 21 03:42] To not Jones!! Wrong number
jnes hey man im Srry im gonna be a bit late to work tomorrow im going to be super hungover
im supps t b in at 7 but thts not gonna happen sorry

[Sep 21 03:42] To not Jones!! Wrong number
ur working tomorw rite?? i cant find lizas # so pleas just lt hr kno

[Sep 21 03:45] To not Jones!! Wrong number
jsut tell her that she cn yell at me whn i come dont get dragged into it
shll seem mad but shes not


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 3:53 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 03:59] To Unsaved Number
Still the wrong number.
Also, I thought you were the head of the police force, isn't this quite irresponsible behaviour to showcase?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:08 pm 

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[Sep 21 04:23] To Not JOnes???
hey man!!! srry agan
thouht i fixed it

[Sep 21 04:24] To Not JOnes???
& i nevver said i ws the head of the forc jeez man
im 25 i still have a boss

[Sep 21 04:28] To Not JOnes???
im jsut SOME ppls boss
(m a lot of ppls boss)
(but lIza is still gon be annoyed **** thats gonna suck ass tomorrow)

[Sep 21 04:30] To Not JOnes???
y r u still up its late


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:19 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 04:58] To Unsaved Number
I'm on my way home from my night shift.
I'm a doctor.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:27 pm 

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[Sep 21 05:01] To Doctor
see thats impresive

[Sep 21 05:01] To Doctor
now it makes perfectly sense that u didnt wnt to join my cult
ur lready doin great

[Sep 21 05:02] To Doctor
good for u


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:29 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 05:11]
You don't know that.
I could be absolutely awful at my job.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:34 pm 

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[Sep 21 05:13] To Doctor
nah

[Sep 21 05:13] To Doctor
thy wouldnt ave given u night shifts if u sucked

[Sep 21 05:13] To Doctor
as a cop
i kno ppl get more messed up at nite than durin the day hours

[Sep 21 05:17] To Doctor
ppl r awful


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:41 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 05:23] To Unsaved Number
I know they are, I spend a lot of time patching them up.
And sadly, you are right. People do need patching up more often at night.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:45 pm 

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[21 Sep 05:24] To Doctor
see ur probably vry good at ur job
im drunk thres no need to b humble about it
hck i dont even kno u


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