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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:30 am 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 19:01] To Drunken Cop
I have been here since seven am. I have seen some ****.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:37 pm 

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[Sep 27 19:02] To Judgy Doctor
thats terrible

[Sep 27 19:03] To Judgy Doctor
ok but can i ask you a question

[Sep 27 19:03] To Judgy Doctor
because i dont know that many doctors

[Sep 27 19:42] To Judgy Doctor
sorry work called

[Sep 27 19:44] To Judgy Doctor
but really is it true that u keep a record of the stranges things uve found in human cavities??

[Sep 27 19:44] To Judgy Doctor
or did someone just tell me that to mess with me


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:41 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 20:06] To Drunken Cop
I don't keep a record, but I remember a lot of strange things.
My memory is quite good.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:45 pm 

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[Sep 27 20:07] To Judgy Doctor
well u cant levae it at that

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u tease what did you find


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:52 am 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 21:17] To Drunken Cop
Sorry, emergency at the hospital.
I can tell you later. Then you sit here and wonder for a couple of hours.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:35 pm 

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[Sep 27 21:18] To Judgy Doctor
uve GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[Sep 27 21:18] To Judgy Doctor
r u just gonna leave me hanging?? ur a ****ing tease this is the worst

[Sep 27 21:20] To Judgy Doctor
ok too bad im just gonna go ahead and guess
its on u sorry not sorry if im bothering u

[Sep 27 21:20] To Judgy Doctor
im gonna assume that the weirdest thing was found like
in someones butt or vagina

[Sep 27 21:21] To Judgy Doctor
yea were going there sorry man its ur own goddamn fault

[Sep 27 21:21] To Judgy Doctor
i think im gonna have to go with butt

[Sep 27 21:21] To Judgy Doctor
just bc i dont wanna assume anything

[Sep 27 21:22] To Judgy Doctor
weird stuff in cavities isnt a gender specific problem

[Sep 27 21:22] To Judgy Doctor
and every1s got butts

[Sep 27 21:25] To Judgy Doctor
it has to be like an action figure

[Sep 27 21:25] To Judgy Doctor
like that has to be a thing

[Sep 27 21:25] To Judgy Doctor
gosh i hope its one of those action figures based off of real ppl

[Sep 27 21:26] To Judgy Doctor
SOMEONE must have shoved a power ranger up their butt


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:37 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 22:46] To Drunken Cop
You're disappointingly uncreative. I find action figures every other week.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:42 pm 

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[Sep 27 22:52] To Judgy Doctor
WHAT

[Sep 27 22:52] To Judgy Doctor
for real??
uve found any power rangers lately??

[Sep 27 22:52] To Judgy Doctor
ok wow

[Sep 27 22:53] To Judgy Doctor
well technically i wasnt wrong tho it just wasnt the weirdest

[Sep 27 22:53] To Judgy Doctor
aright damn

[Sep 27 22:57] To Judgy Doctor
did someone fist themselves with a prosthetic arm and then it got stuck?

[Sep 27 22:57] To Judgy Doctor
or rather prosthetic limb** like cus foot fetish is a thing


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:01 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 23:05] To Drunken Cop
I take it back, you're being disturbingly creative.
I have never found any prosthetic limbs anywhere, but someone once managed to stuff a light bulb up their ass.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:23 pm 

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[Sep 27 23:07] To Judgy Doctor
there's a guy at work with w prosthetic hand

[Sep 27 23:07] To Judgy Doctor
we've discussed it quite a bit (not specifically fisting tho)

[Sep 27 23:08] To Judgy Doctor
but damn a lightbulb

[Sep 27 23:08] To Judgy Doctor
that's impressive that takes some skills


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:01 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 23:16] To Drunken Cop
We were all torn between being impressed and disturbed.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:32 pm 

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[Sep 27 23:21] To Judgy Doctor
i can imagine

[Sep 27 23:21] To Judgy Doctor
but more importantly

[Sep 27 23:21] To Judgy Doctor
was it a gal or a pal?

[Sep 27 23:21] To Judgy Doctor
was the glass part up or down???

[Sep 27 23:21] To Judgy Doctor
how did u get it out??

[Sep 27 23:22] To Judgy Doctor
did YOU get it out?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:06 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 23:46] To Drunken Cop
Of course we got it out.
It was a bloke, glass side up.
Honestly, we used so many techniques, and so much time in it, I'd rather not go into it.

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[Sep 27 23:48] To Judgy Doctor
right

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i think id go with a sucker punch to themidriff and have him pass the shards


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:34 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 23:57] To Drunken Cop
Miraculously, we got it out of him in one piece.

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[Sep 28 00:03] To Judgy Doctor
ur truly great

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im genuinely impressed


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:47 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 28 00:19] To Drunken Cop
We all were.
Anyway, I gotta go to bed. Goodnight.

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[Sep 30 02:11] To Judgy Doctor
can i ask u something

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or some things

[Sep 30 02:11] To Judgy Doctor
like i dnt wana be intrusiv or any but like ye hi r u up


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 7:45 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 30 02:23] To Drunken Cop
Boring night shift at the hospital, so yeah, shoot.

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[Sep 30 02:24] To Judgy Doctor
whats ur name??


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