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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:51 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 05:33] To Unsaved Number
It's not called being humble, it's called having manners.
One does not brag.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:06 pm 

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[Sep 21 05:35] To Doctor
u have no obligatiosn to b humble to ppl texting u by mistake
id brag the **** outa being a doctr

[Sep 21 05:35] To Doctor
like i brag about bein 25 and in good positon to beCOME the department hed in a matr of years i suppose
but uve already experienced that


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:15 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 05:39] To Unsaved Number
That's very cute.
However, I am home now, and I am going to bed.
Thank you for entertaining me, I hope that Liza isn't too rough on you.
Goodnight Mr. Drunkard.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:27 pm 

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[Sep 21 05:42] To Doctor
sleep tight

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[Sep 21 07:36] To Doctor
oh god that was evn worse than i could have imagined

[Sep 21 07:37] To Doctor
how do u explain to ur boss that uve spend the last hours in a diner bc the bar closed and ur too damaged to go home
why did she have to be mad so so loudly

[Sep 21 07:37] To Doctor
im a simple man i dont deserve this shitty coffee

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[Sep 21 11:01] To Doctor
ok never mind i just got into work and she just laughed i think were good

[Sep 21 11:16] To Doctor
im really ****ing hung over tho i ****ing knew it


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:45 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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I'm glad that your boss didn't kill you.
Also, drink a lot of water. Not in coffee, just pure water.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:24 am 

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[Sep 21 11:51] To Doctor
if the doctor perscribes it


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:22 am 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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The doctor most definitely does prescribe it.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:33 pm 

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[Sep 21 14:41] To Doctor
ok ive probably drunk about a gallon of water and i still feel like dying

[Sep 21 14:42] To Doctor
any other household remedies to cure a hang over, doc?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:51 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 15:03] To Drunken Cop
Painkillers and sleep usually helps.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 4:53 pm 

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[Sep 21 15:19] To Doctor
sleeps not an option atm

[Sep 21 15:19] To Doctor
im gonna have to power through it at least til 17

[Sep 21 15:27] To Doctor
ok painkillers it is

[Sep 21 15:28] To Doctor
i think liza asked ppl to be extra loud
and asking me about things that arent my job

[Sep 21 15:32] To Doctor
no yea definitely shes messing with me
a lady just asked me if i could help her pay a parking ticket

[Sep 21 15:32] To Doctor
i work at sco19

[Sep 21 15:33] To Doctor
i dont even have a car i dont know lady


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:03 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 15:58] To Drunken Cop
You seem to have it very rough, huh?
Sorry, but you don't get any sympathy from here.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:17 pm 

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[Sep 21 16:00] To Doctor
oh so ur that kind of doctor? aright

[Sep 21 16:01] To Judgy Doctor
dont worry
i pity myself for the both of us


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:45 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 16:17] To Drunk Cop
I am a medical doctor, yes.
And why do I not doubt that?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:57 pm 

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[Sep 21 16:29] To Judgy Doctor
one of those apathetic doctors

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and i prefer to pity myself since people either pity me too much or not at all

[Sep 21 16:30] To Judgy Doctor
its a constant struggle


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:55 am 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 16:48] To Drunken Cop
You poor poor dear.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:50 am 

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[Sep 21 17:07] To Judgy Doctor
im gonna assume ur quite the sarcastic fella and not just an butthole

[Sep 21 17:08] To Judgy Doctor
anyway im leaving work now and I assume im gonna crash land as soon as I get home
ttyl doc


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:40 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 21 17:28] To Drunken Cop
Goodnight, sleep tight

[Sep 27 18:34] To Drunken Cop
Real question.
Why are people such idiots? Yes sir., if you stick your hand in the ****ing blender, while it's still ****ing running, then you will get your hand cut. No miss, you cannot bleach your pubes with ordinary hair bleach. Yes Madam, if you stick your foot in the toilet, you may get stuck.
Why can't people ****ing think?

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[Sep 27 18:36] To Judgy Doctor
wait what ur not supposed to bleach ur pubes with regular bleach?? **** that makes sense sorry gtg

[Sep 27 18:37] To Judgy Doctor
no but i cant even imagine the stupidity u docs must experience

[Sep 27 18:39] To Judgy Doctor
ur free to continue ur rant im all for that hot goz


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:28 pm 

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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[Sep 27 18:46] To Drunken Cop
You really would not believe be if I told you everything I see here.
People just seem to be completely unable to think, and when I, a medical professional, tell them what I need to do, they are sure that the netdoctor has better ways to fix their problems. Honestly, I sometimes want to either quit, or strangely every single one of my patients.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:28 pm 

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[Sep 27 18:48] To Judgy Doctor
well that doesnt sound too nice

[Sep 27 18:48] To Judgy Doctor
what pushed u over the edge?? like its still to early for nightshift ****ing, so what kind of daytime ****ing could you possibly have seen?


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