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 Post subject: Texts from Last Night
PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:54 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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Just go to textsfromlastnight.com and find one of those that you would like to send to the person above you.

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TO SOUNDS_OF_SILENCE FROM ASTERIA
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows me to understand
what the **** that woman is actually trying to say.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:02 am 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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TO RAVEN FROM ASTERIA
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible
feat of tripping over my own dick

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:41 am 

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TO RAVEN FROM ASTERIA
Reason #3 women are better than men:
Texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the ****ing snow.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:17 am 
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To Raven from Haldarious:

Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:31 am 

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TO HALDARIOUS FROM ASTERIA
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage
and when the bouncers came to take you out
you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner
cause they didn't seem to notice that

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:31 am 

slinking back in

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To Asteria from Dragon_Maiden

(740): we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:09 am 
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To Dragon_Maiden From Vampire.Panda

I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbours of the weirdo's running around

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:25 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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TO VAMPIRE.PANDA FROM ASTERIA
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:29 pm 
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TO ALY:

I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:12 pm 

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To: DJ

You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:53 pm 

PLaying SQUAD with TASQ

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To Efehilda From Gunther

nobody wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:04 pm 

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To: Gunther

Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:48 pm 

PLaying SQUAD with TASQ

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To Eferhilda:

I snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:16 pm 

eye of newt, tail of newt... rest of newt...

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To Gunther:

You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast of and yelled that casts were too conformist.

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To Fearless_Sissy;

OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:54 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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TO THEORIST FROM ASTERIA
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex,
he kept that **** to himself.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:21 pm 
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To Asteria:

IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:35 pm 

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TO DJ FROM ASTERIA
I know you like preteen girls so I'm gonna offer you some advice...
Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight.
They will come running.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:33 pm 
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To Asteria: I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It's taking all I have not to scream like a goat.

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PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:55 pm 
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To DJ:I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.



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