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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:42 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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To Bunnicula from Aly:
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX".
If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:47 pm 
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That sounds sooooo tedious!

To Aly from Bunny:

 He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:58 pm 

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To Bunnicula from Aly:
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?"
I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:10 pm 
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To Aly from Bunny:

 You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:21 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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To Bunnicula from Aly:
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:26 pm 
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A bitter red.

To Aly from Bunny:

 Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:49 pm 

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To Bunnicula, from Aly:
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:37 am 
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To Aly from Bunny:

 Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride **** really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:42 am 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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This conversation may or may not have been back and forth between Bunnicula and Aly:
A: She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

B: So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

A: Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:51 am 

Contemplating existence

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To Asteria from Toro:

I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:54 am 

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To Toro From Aly:
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy,
you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:17 am 

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To Asteria from Toro:

I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.

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To Toro from Bunny:

I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:24 am 

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To Bunnicula from Aly:
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:28 am 
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Aww, Aly. You do care! *touched*

To Aly from Bunny:

That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:32 am 

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Somehow these are sequentially making sense...

To Bunny From Toro:

We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?

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You know it! *winks*

To Toro from Bunny:

All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:47 am 

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To Bunnicula from Aly:
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south


And I totally plan my responses, based on those above me...so it should be making some sense ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:12 am 

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Same with me, but for a moment they were making almost too much sense, particularly cause I could have totally been the Hispanic dude that should have been cockblocked :P

To Asteria from Toro:

I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:15 am 

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To Toro from Aly:
I told u I don't really remember everything lol
i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom,
I hate condoms

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