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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:32 pm 

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to

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Have you ever wanted to see all the worst/best pick-up lines in one place?

If so, this is the thread for you! Post your favorite groaners here; Share the wealth ;)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:37 pm 

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Oh my... yes! Just yes! I am going to be all over this!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:39 pm 

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My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

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If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:41 pm 

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Do you work on a farm? (why?) You sure know how to raise a ****!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:42 pm 

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You must be Gallifrey, because you've timelocked my heart.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:45 pm 

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Without you, my life would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:46 pm 

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Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:47 pm 

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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:48 pm 

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If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:49 pm 

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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:50 pm 

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I'm bisexual; I'll buy you a drink and then get sexual.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:51 pm 

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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd becoming, too

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:52 pm 

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Are you wearing an anatomically-correct bra or are you just happy to see me?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:39 am 

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:46 am 

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Nice shoes. Lets ****.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:48 am 

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I must have been a good girl this year... Looks like Santa brought me my present early.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:56 am 

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Let’s play Mortal Kombat because I want to finish you.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:59 am 

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I was looking in the window of a store, and I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas.

...Then I realized it was my reflection.

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