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DracoHatake · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:12 pm

Yup, that's the one!

Eferhilda · View Likes **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:27 pm

But you are still forgetting the Scurvy that was so amazing Pink had to write a song in tribute to the illness. You don't see her writing a song about being a ninja?

Double points for Pink in pirate gear!

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:38 pm

Sorry but pink doesn't sound good to me. I'm into metal so pirates 0 ninjas 1. Ninjas are faster at reacting to danger, pirates 0 ninjas 2. Ninjas are able to kill an entire crew of pirates faster than you can say "Scurvy" so, pirates 0 ninjas 3. Pirates can drink on the job but ninjas can fight drunk, pirates 0 ninjas 4. Pirates are cuter in real life than in anime, pirates 1 ninjas 4. There is a ninja so deadly that even the writer who created the ninja said, "I don't know how I'm going to kill him." Pirates 1 ninjas 5. And I will add more to this list later when you guys come up with more reasons.

Eferhilda · View Likes **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:48 pm

Ninja wear bed sheets and hide because they are scared of the awesome that is a pirate. Pirates eat, sleep, fight and die drunk so obviously they would win in a drunken fight. And course, ninjas are just not as cool. They might want to be, but come on their lack of fashion alone screams their defeat.

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:52 pm

Being fashionable doesn't stop your opponent from skinning you alive. Your argument has never been more invalid.

Eferhilda · View Likes **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2016 11:58 pm

Unless you mean when a pirate skins a ninja and wears him like a fabulous outfit. Then again the pirates win. Poor poor ugly tastless ninjas. Doing all their shopping at bed bath and beyond or ikea. Got to get those high thread counts for their outfits.

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DracoHatake · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 12:04 am

Sorry but this arguement is invalid because drunk pirates are too slow to catch ninjas even if the ninja is drunk the ninja is always faster. Winning against a ninja is impossible because a ninja is so fast that the fight is over before it has even begun. Now please try to give me an actual reason that pirates are better in more than just fashion sense. Fashion doesn't win fights.

turtleteapot · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 12:07 am

Eyyyyy guys - who says a cool ninja clan can't be fashionable and/or attractive?

brb dying

DracoHatake · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 12:10 am

Exactly!

Dadsky · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 12:48 am

Pirates all the way. They have better designed swords, wear the sexiest hats I have ever seen and they have the best technological advantage to ever exist. Better firearms. Yeah sure a flintlock is slow, but you could easily get off two shots before the ninja got to you if you knew what you were doing. You'd only need one hit, seeing as the average musket ball was .50 calibre, which is damn big and hurts like hell. Even if you didn't kill him, the ball is made of pure lead and takes bits of your clothes in with it when it hits. The ninja would die an agonising death from infection while the pirate laughed drunkenly at him from the depths of hell.

Ninjas also did a lot more sneaky sneaky than runny stabby, contrary to popular belief. Not to mention that their fashion sense, while it looks so damned Operator, just lacks flair and panache.

Fearless Sissy · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 2:04 am

Pirates, because rum is better than sake. Because of Alestorm. Because of Sharkman Frank. Because there are more stories about them (ninja being, by nature, very secretive). Because of the female pirates. Because of "if you'd fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog". Because I like rogues. Because of the Jolly Roger, the raddest flag to date. Because I like the ocean.

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Vampire.Panda · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 5:26 am

Pirates every time

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Nizrindane · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 6:35 am

Pirates, ye matey. A personal favorite, Captain Jack Sparrow.

Ghost · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 6:53 am

With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free! We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go, we are wolves of the sea!

Yarr harr, motherfukkas! Pirate's life for me because they see me sailin' they hatin'

Nedovak · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 7:25 am

Only bad ninjas get caught!

Shades · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 7:55 am

Seeing all the pirate love warms my heart.
That's one point for pirates in my book. Also, I really wish I could wear an ever-switching eyepatch, drink rum and hoist the Jolly Roger for work.
Totally worth the risk of scurvy.

Also, saying scurvy is fun.

JDizzle383 · View Likes **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 8:12 am

Pirates, because Assassin's Creed IV thought it was a better idea than Ninjas. And they were right!

Edward Kenway FTW

Ghaleon_Sericia · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 8:27 am

I am not sure if this has been brought up yet, but Think about this before you Cast your Vote. ANY MORON WITH A SENSE FOR ILLEGAL ACTIVITY can be a Pirate. A 17 year old that Smokes a Cigarette at sea is a Pirate by Breaking a law. So, They aren't at all special, Now ninjas... Do you have any clue the amount of training you need to be a Ninja? The martial arts alone are incredibly involved... Even though Ninja's started out as Chinese Farmers, They still had to have some kindof Training in their craft. Ninja's are better... Nuff said.

Ari · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2016 10:39 am

Simple and clean: Pirates are stinky ;) Ninjas dont smell :P

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