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I have lost too much time to this. Post any really funny ones here!

Here's one where I just typed random crap into the box until I reached the character limit:

Original text: I like airplanes.

43 translations later: I think it's weird.

"Moustaches are vile and Putin has outlawed them in Russia. If you have one, you will be hanged by your neck with a string of caterpillars from an oak tree until you are dead."

43 translations later

"Before he dies vodka in Russia, if you want to live in the forest, the trees, the larvae leave the Putinka, very uncomfortable."

...at least it's sort of accurate?????

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"I like to take it hard in the ass."

43 translations later

"I'm a senior."


So, like... what.

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Original text:

"You should check your garden for gnomes every morning before leaving for work."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Before you leave the house every morning. to go to work in the garden you can see the dwarves."

Not that bad...?

Original text is the first line of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Four-twenty-seven years ago, our ancestors in Europe, price, other city, if you don't, however, we know that not all are created equal."


mmm...

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Hum, let's give it a spin...



That is... unusually specific advice?



TMI?



Nay, this destiny, brother!



I am so done.

So, you're like...a pro? Old hat? A professional pervert whose been rode hard and put away wet? Is that what I'm getting out of that? You dog. I'll ready the "Depends".

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"my grandma is a stripper who rarely offers discounts to family"

...43 translations later:

"My mother was a dancer, it's very rare for understanding families and children."

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"THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I think this car because they were warriors of the land of my ancestors."

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Mark Twain said...

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you show me proof, if you're happy and forgivingly by the hand and led me to a quiet place and kill him, this is very important."

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Boy. Talk about Butchery.

Original text:

"The title of this post may, or may not, arouse some curiosity in the eye of the passing reader. It certainly is different from what I usually post about. In truth, however, I have had these thoughts bubbling around in my mind for quite some time. I have chose the current moment to express them, and I hope that I may put them in a form which is both clear and suitable for the reader. Modern Art has risen to supplant and supersede the old ideals of traditional, renaissance era art. This revolution happened around the mid-20th century, with the new focus on artists like Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock, Pablo Picasso, and others. The various explosion in different types of art forms was unique, in that despite all being under the category of "Modern Art", there existed little overlap between any of the different techniques of each medium itself. Despite this explosion of utterly different techniques and mediums, however, there remained a guiding principle to unite all the works of Modern Art: Chaos. Nihilism. Confusion. Absurdity."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Name: you can add or take part in the eye to read. Of course, it is different what I want. Fact that you can do with these thoughts in my head all the time, because I don't have time to respond, I hope, obvious to read. Modern art, he went to the store, the old tradition in the Renaissance. It rebelled in the 20.. Century, where the emphasis is on artists and Andy ah, warhol,Jackson Pollock, Pablo Picasso, o.., Sir, etc., various types of art, which is unique in that despite the fact that everything that happens is, they belong to contemporary art, a small amount of overlap in different ways, but not in all cases. In spite of the fact that the explosion occurred, different technologies and media, and at the same time, the principle is still the instructions and contemporary art Dysfunction. This nihilism. In the dining room. Nice. "