We made the OOC for that RP months ago. We've talked so much about the characters. Not a single IC thing has been made ever. We're still super hype.



[21:39:32] your existential crisis: YEAH
[21:39:36] your existential crisis: AND ALSO
[21:39:43] your existential crisis: START THE METRO ****
[21:39:45] your existential crisis: HAHA
[21:39:46] your existential crisis: THAT WE
[21:39:48] your existential crisis: MADE AN OOC FOR
[21:39:49] your existential crisis: LIKE
[21:39:51] your existential crisis: LITERAL MONTHS AGO
[21:39:56] dead but only ironically: OH RIGHT
[21:39:58] dead but only ironically: VLAD-DAD
[21:40:36] your existential crisis: and trans-ivan
[21:40:37] your existential crisis: ;D
[21:40:58] dead but only ironically: yES
[21:41:02] dead but only ironically: SLAMS FIST ONTO TABLE
[21:41:06] dead but only ironically: THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I AM HERE FOR
[21:41:12] your existential crisis: THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I AM HERE TO SEE
[21:41:14] your existential crisis: FRICK
[21:41:19] dead but only ironically: DAMN RIGHT IT IS
[21:42:02] dead but only ironically: BUT ALSO JUST VLAD-DAD TEACHING TRANS-IVAN HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR
[21:42:05] dead but only ironically: OR SOMETHING REALLY MUNDANE
[21:42:56] your existential crisis: yo
[21:42:57] your existential crisis: yoooo
[21:42:59] your existential crisis: cooking together
[21:43:03] your existential crisis: and getting
[21:43:03] dead but only ironically: .... oh no
[21:43:05] your existential crisis: really ****ing drunk
[21:43:07] your existential crisis: and oRDEIRNG PIZZA
[21:43:07] dead but only ironically: oh no
[21:43:09] your existential crisis: INSTAED
[21:43:13] your existential crisis: ****
[21:43:17] dead but only ironically: tHEY CAN'T ORDER PIZZA
[21:43:27] dead but only ironically: THEY LIVE IN POST APOCALYPTIC RUSSIA
[21:43:35] dead but only ironically: EVEN PIZZA CAN'T SURVIVE THAT
[21:43:38] your existential crisis: WELL THEN COLESLAW OR SOEMTHING
[21:43:49] your existential crisis: THAT SOUNDS RUSSIAN EBOUGH
[21:44:33] dead but only ironically: THEY
[21:44:35] dead but only ironically: CAN MAKE
[21:44:36] dead but only ironically: BORSCHT
[21:44:50] your existential crisis: WHAT
[21:44:52] your existential crisis: IS THAT
[21:44:57] your existential crisis: IT SOUND POISONOUS
[21:45:00] dead but only ironically: IT'S LIKE
[21:45:01] dead but only ironically: ROOTBEAT
[21:45:02] dead but only ironically: SOUP
[21:45:06] dead but only ironically: BEATROOT
[21:45:09] dead but only ironically: ISA TELLS ME
[21:45:11] your existential crisis: ROOT BEAT
[21:45:12] dead but only ironically: RØDBEDESUPPE
[21:45:18] dead but only ironically: JA
[21:45:20] your existential crisis: ROOT BEAT
[21:45:25] dead but only ironically: OH **** OFF
[21:45:33] dead but only ironically: VLAD-DAD IS GONNA DIE NOW
[21:45:41] your existential crisis: ALSO KNOWN AS DRUID HIPHOP
[21:45:52] dead but only ironically: FAIR YOU SAVED IT
[21:45:54] dead but only ironically: VLAD-DAD IS NOT GONNA DIE
[21:46:33] your existential crisis: YAY
[21:46:41] your existential crisis: THEY WILL LISTEN TO DRUID HIPHOP AND ORDER BORSCHT
[21:46:49] dead but only ironically: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS
[21:46:57] your existential crisis: I CNA'T DELA TIWHT HTI SI'M DYGIN
[21:47:09] dead but only ironically: ROOT BEAT
[21:47:13] dead but only ironically: UTZ UTZ UTZ UTZ
[21:47:56] your existential crisis: MOTHER NATURE DROPPING THE BASS
[21:48:21] dead but only ironically: I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT
[21:48:24] dead but only ironically: THE RIVERS WILL BE DROPPING
[21:48:26] dead but only ironically: THE BASS
[21:48:27] dead but only ironically: ,d
[21:48:28] dead but only ironically: ;D
[21:48:28] dead but only ironically: ;D
[21:48:29] your existential crisis: HSIT
[21:48:30] dead but only ironically: ;D
[21:48:42] dead but only ironically: DAMN RIGHT

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Talking about my RP in Cbox:

Ben: If I make a complete asshat character, will this aid my survival or impair it?

07/25/15 06:35 PM
[×] [o] Trever(m): Yes

07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] Ben: ....

07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] Ben: I understand everything now
07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] DeathStar: We're totes happy to have asshate characters as long as they're creatively asshat
07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] DeathStar: ...
07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] DeathStar: asshate characters
07/25/15 06:36 PM
[×] [o] DeathStar: asshate

Fearless Sissy over skype:
do anal not war

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Sig courtesy of the amazing Eferhilda

I'm trying to escape reality here!
[10:24:01 PM] Teal88 I deal with sadness with humor, just an FYI
[10:24:02 PM] Ladykate: been there..got the T shirt
[10:24:24 PM] Ladykate: you have to...
[10:24:35 PM] Ladykate: I do do to
[10:24:53 PM] Teal88: LMFAO! the t shirt! that made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my tea. thanks for that
[10:25:55 PM] Ladykate: life is to short not to laugh...gotta have humor

Eferhila: nah just she wants more ghetto me
[11:10:35 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: u trippin
[11:11:00 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): ok don't laugh
[11:11:03 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): what's that mean lol
[11:12:07 PM] Tempest: Alright...I'm not laughing...
[11:12:10 PM] Tempest: I'm biting my lip.
[11:12:12 PM] Tempest: hard
[11:12:20 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): o,o dont bleed
[11:12:36 PM] *** Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF) consults google ***
[11:13:46 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): ahh, i understand now.
[11:14:16 PM] Eferhilda: haha
[11:14:45 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: Star needs a talking ghetto-dex to pull out of her pocket and aim at ghetto ****
[11:14:50 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: "Dex, analyze"
[11:14:56 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): LOL
[11:14:58 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: *beeping sounds*
[11:15:25 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: "the gentleman asked her why she gotta be a trick ass hoe"
[11:15:40 PM] Tempest: Efer is dying
[11:15:44 PM] Tempest: legit dying
[11:15:50 PM] Tempest: she can hardly breathe
[11:15:54 PM] Tempest: you've got her in the giggle fits
[11:16:04 PM] Tempest: that are like...partially garbled with "teeheeheehee"
[11:16:10 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: "Uh… what's a trick ass hoe"

*beeping sounds*

"Settings changed to 'beginner'"
[11:16:14 PM] Tempest: and "*words no one can understand*"
[11:16:35 PM] Tempest: She's crying
[11:16:36 PM] Tempest: oh my god
[11:16:41 PM] Tempest: you dun broke efer
[11:16:57 PM] *** Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF) hands you duc tape ***
[11:17:00 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: oh ****
[11:17:03 PM] Antonia Kinsey (Stardust - CF): fix her quick! like a ghetto
[11:17:04 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: Did we get the warranty
[11:17:15 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: oh **** wait we stole her
[11:17:17 PM] Curmes Dudeterus: ****

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@Tyne

[08:31:05] your existential crisis: "do not take advice from tyne on tangles. she's like hagrid. if she tried to comb that ****, she will lose every comb in her house and break them. do not listen to it"
[08:31:06] your existential crisis: I HATE
[08:31:08] your existential crisis: OMGH
[08:31:39] Tynecat: YO LIKE i would really love to be mad at him for that statement but I have broken like A LOT of hair-taming instruments
[08:32:01] Tynecat: like those heavy-duty brushes?
[08:32:02] Tynecat: pfft
[08:32:05] Tynecat: like tissue paper
[08:32:30] Tynecat: s2g I broke some lady's straightener once I'm still not sure how but I'm pretty sure it was my fault
[08:32:42] Tynecat: I know for a fact I broke 2 of her combs
[08:32:46] Tynecat: I told her not to use combes
[08:32:50] your existential crisis: omg
[08:32:50] Tynecat: I said I'll break them
[08:32:53] Tynecat: she said no its fine
[08:32:55] Tynecat: 2 broke
[08:32:56] Tynecat: in my hair
[08:33:00] Tynecat: and she did that awkward, high pitched laugh
[08:33:04] Tynecat: and said its ok
[08:33:09] your existential crisis: omFG
[08:33:12] Tynecat: but i was like lady i ****ing said
[08:33:50] Tynecat: yeah I switch hair salons a lot long story short
[08:34:10] your existential crisis: i lvoe
[08:35:13] Tynecat: this new lady i go to gets this really resigned, fatalistic look on her face when i come in
[08:35:21] Tynecat: like 'oh, well there goes 5 hours of my life'
[08:35:21] your existential crisis: AAHAHAHHAHAAH
[08:36:05] Tynecat: WELL IM NOT BRUSHING IT EVERY DAY
[08:36:19] Tynecat: IF I WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING SO CRANKY EVERY DAY I WOULD JUST HAVE A ****ing BABY
[08:36:29] Tynecat: AND IF YOU SKIP ONE DAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL SKIP 9 WEEKS RIGHT
[08:37:25] your existential crisis: tyne that' NOT HOW IT WORKS
[08:38:18] Tynecat: SO WHAT IM JUST SUPPOSED TO WAST EMY LIFE BRUSHING THIS TANGLED ABOMINATION OF BLONDE NO NO I CANT
[08:38:42] Tynecat: IM NTO MOTHER TERESA

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Ned and I trying to figure out what this place is. Using words like "chest" and ruder.

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Me and @Eggsy desperately trying to teach @TheRottenLeprechaun how to get an avatar. Bear his age in mind.

TheRottenLeprechaun: Rotten lack of little picture
Fearless Sissy: not a direct image link bro
Fearless Sissy: you're missing a jpg or png at the end
TheRottenLeprechaun: You're a direct upload!
TheRottenLeprechaun: ... how?
Eggsy: im crying
Fearless Sissy: he's almost 30 don't jduge him
Fearless Sissy: ok
Fearless Sissy: find image
Fearless Sissy: choose "copy image link" or the danish equivalent
TheRottenLeprechaun: You two are simultaneously the most helpful mods in the world AND the most judgmental.
Fearless Sissy: paste in email/url bar here
TheRottenLeprechaun: I'm not convinced.
Eggsy: ok
Eggsy: ok
Eggsy: what site are you using to host the picture
Fearless Sissy: breathe egg lmao
Eggsy: i would if i could this cold has lasted far too long
GreyHelm: You suck Rot
GreyHelm: But you can do this
TheRottenLeprechaun: Screw you, you horrible fart!
GreyHelm: Your'e the worst, but I believe in you
TheRottenLeprechaun: You giant sentient fart!
GreyHelm: Awww you said I'm sentient
TheRottenLeprechaun: Gimme the link to an image upload site
GreyHelm: So sweet
GreyHelm: use imgur
Eggsy: imgur bruh
Eggsy: it is Simple And Effective
TheRottenLeprechaun: I legitimately hate you all now, even as you help me.
Eggsy: luv u 2 bb
GreyHelm: <3

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These chats are a blast to read~ Aren't friends the greatest? Haha.
Thought I'd share a cute text convo between my cousin (that everyone who knows them calls Jelly/Jello) and I:

Jelly: Okay, so I'm readin this packet of candy and it says in the ingredients: [Vegetable Oil (Coconut)].... is a coconut a vegetable?
Turtle: uh... No?
Jelly: food doesn't lie to me. People call me Jelly. And this packet is telling me coconut is a vegetable.
Turtle: if you'd put it in a fruit salad, I'd call it a fruit.
Jelly: HUH
Turtle: Coconut would be pretty alright in fruit salad. But not vegetable salad.
Jelly: WHAT
Turtle: ye
Jelly: THATS your definition of a fruit? So if I put a bloody potato in a fruit salad you'd call it a fruit
Turtle: ITS A VALID THEORY because who puts a potato in a fruit salad, hmm? ovo
Jelly: you're killing me
Turtle: you're overthinking it.
Jelly: but what defines a fruit as a fruit though? Is it anything with seeds in it, that you could plant and a new plant pops out of?
Turtle: LOL if that's the case, a potato would be classified as a fruit... xD
Jelly: WHAT
Turtle: yeahhh
Jelly: ......... UGHHH
Turtle: So I guess you CAN put it in fruit salad, after all! It wouldn't be THAT bad, I guess. I think aunty does it, actually~
Jelly: funny you say that now. any fruit salad with potato in is not considered a real food to me.
Turtle: awfully rich coming from a blob of gelatine, 'people-call-me-jelly'.
Jelly:

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Average Saturday Games Night Commentary coming from Ste (le boyf)

*Playing Lego Star Wars on xbox*

Ste: Will you get out of the way you golden droid, I don't care about your personal problems
Me: C3PO... last I realized didn't have personal problems... also you fell off the ledge you gotta start back from the beginning
Ste: You're joking right?
Me: No, just use the blue force thing it's quicker
Ste: Anakin come here you big pervert
Me: ... o.O *in stitches of laughter*

-few seconds later-

Ste: Padame, you're nothing but a cheap pole dancer, go get back on your pole
Me: *still not recovered from earlier, even more laughter* ... Last I checked you need to get her down from the thing, kill the droids first
Ste: I don't want to save her, she's on her pole where she belongs not my fault she's so cheap.
Me: *I stopped playing because I couldn't breathe I was laughing that much*


Star Wars is forever ruined for me now. :')

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Three rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Wherein Fearless Sissy proves filthier than myself.

Cotton: 'I imagine my bacon screaming "Hakuna Matata!"'
Sentience: Hey Cotton, not in front of the diners.

Shadow may find this one humorous.
I don't have time stamps for this conversation because it happened in real life.

I was talking with Master Garcia, 6th Degree black belt and owner of my Karate school and a friend named Danny.

Gunther: I let my LTC expire and I'm not quite sure what I need to do to renew it. I've had it since 1986.

Master Garcia: The Police will help you out.

Danny: They just want references. People who know you and can vouch for your character.

I didn't know what to say and looked like I was grasping.

Master Garcia: You can use a school teacher.

Gunther: No, that won't work.

Master Garcia: Why? Were you a bad boy?

Gunther: No, It's just I'm old and all my teachers are either dead or senile.

Master Garcia: So you sat behind Jesus Christ in First Grade?

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My Characters
My Writing Styles
Galileo Corporation
Modern Wargaming Rules
Bakushima; Fantasy Feudal Japan

Best Days for RPing
Fri - Sun

The last line made me laugh out loud.

@Gunther - did you?

@GreyHelm: how do u say fart in danish
Me: prut
Grey: really? so the leader of russia is ****ing fartin??

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@GreyHelm is on a quest to learn how to say "fart" in every language on earth.

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@Tyne @GreyHelm

[22:18:00] Tynecat: like I can picture him being tripped by nothing/Viv and some old man with his condescending daughter is like "eehhhh DEEEMONS the man tripped"
[22:18:08] Tynecat: and she like "no daddy, that was just litter he tripped over'
[22:18:14] Tynecat: and the old man is like "ehhhh
[22:18:25] Tynecat: and just when you're like omg that old man can see he KNOWS
[22:18:50] Tynecat: he looks at a hot dog bun and is like "eehhh DEEEMONS"
[22:19:04] your existential crisis: YES[22:19:13] your existential crisis: i can just hear it
[22:19:18] your existential crisis: like this really nasal voice
[22:19:23] your existential crisis: hnnnnNEEEEH DEMONS
[22:19:32] Tynecat: and I want to add that in but it has no influence or reason with anything at all so its just something you know now
[22:19:36] Tynecat: YES
[22:19:38] Tynecat: IN THAT VOICE
[22:19:51] Tynecat: "no daddy that's a pigeon"
[22:20:19] your existential crisis: "hnnnEEEEH PIGEON"
"no daddy that is a pterodactyl"
[22:20:50] Tynecat: AFTER PREHISTORIC LIFE
[22:20:54] Tynecat: **** wait
[22:20:55] Tynecat: that's just
[22:21:00] Tynecat: that's just... now, isn't it

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My boyfriend and I were sitting in his room, in the short interval between opening presents and eating Christmas dinner with his family before we headed to visit my own.

Boyfriend: Hey, aren't these your headphones? I've had them for like a year.
Me: Oh hey yeah, thanks!
Boyfriend: *casually tosses them IN MY ****ing TEA*
Me: ...
Boyfriend: ...
Me: ...
Boyfriend: Merry Christmas.

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@GreyHelm: I think I'm gonna smoke some cigars for my birthday.
Me: Some or one?
GH: I'm gonna light like, five and put them all in my mouth at the same time
Me: Oh please, go ahead. And let me watch.
GH: No, I'm gonna burn myself.
Me: Yes, exactly. I want to be there when you burn your beard off with stupidity.
GH: It's not stupid if it's smoking-related!
Me: Smoking has literally NO benefits
GH: Yeah well if you smoke weed, you can get high!
Me: *snickers*
GH: ...
GH: Yeah, got you there

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A song written with the help of @Ben in the Creative Freedom CBox, to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the twelfth day of Napmas my bed gave to me:
Twelve chronic issues
Eleven naked stretches
Ten useless-toe stubs
Nine stomach rumbles
Eight snores annoying
Seven poops-a-flushing
Six forehead wrinkles
Fiiiiiive iiiitchy spottttts
Four scary noises
Three erotic dreams
Two sore ribs
And a leg cramp and urge to pee!

To quote, Ben "put more effort into this than [his] past semester in college"

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So the little kids at the school I sort of volunteer at are very fascinated by me.

1st Grader #1: I know why she has a boyfriend
1st Grader #2: Yeah it's because she has red hair
*nodding in agreement*

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