Skype just now:

Tempest: So, I'm on a Skype call with Aerial, right?
Tempest: and she hears Caitlin in the background, "I wish I was Indian"
Tempest: Aerial: "No you don't. You'd smell like curry all the time."
Tempest: Caitlin: "All dem spices"
Sam (Leumas): AHAHAHA

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... In which I am both Steve (bless u my child *wipes tear away*) and fascinated by Chris Evans' dorito shaped body

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In the discussion pertaining to who we would eat in the event of an apocalypse.

Metilinos: If this was a staff question, I'd have a massive target on my head. Fearless knows Danish. Muse knows German. Ast knows Spanish. Fain knows French.

Fearless Sissy: Why the target, then?

Metilinos: I almost know English.

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Discussing the tragic story of my character in his Avatar rp. (The Twin sister of the now dead Avatar)

Uratan:"She was written into the rp with the most tragic backstory ever"
Eferhilda: She really was
Eferhilda: darnit
Uratan: You're gonna marry fix it mushu
Uratan: After you team up with wreck it ron
Uratan: You're the avatar equivalent of the broad from wreck it ralph

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Talking about Metal Gear Solid

That's Major Ocelot to you: aaaaaand i will be as bad of a dad as big boss ;D
The Void: you don't have the balls to be a dad
That's Major Ocelot to you: i literally don't
The Void: exactly
That's Major Ocelot to you: or well
That's Major Ocelot to you: big boss
That's Major Ocelot to you: is steril
That's Major Ocelot to you: so he got clone babies
The Void: he probs still has genitals tho
The Void: we should write kojima and find out
That's Major Ocelot to you: he does
That's Major Ocelot to you: he ****ing eva
The Void: what
That's Major Ocelot to you: i am 10000% sure he has a dick
That's Major Ocelot to you: what

It is a very important and intelligent game

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Curry Beanpie (GreyH CF): I feel like Trever
*** Eferhilda smacks ***
Curry Beanpie (GreyH CF): Ow
Eferhilda: You will never be as pretty or as awesome as him
Curry Beanpie (GreyH CF): True

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Efer whipping out her badass story telling skills to explian the origin of one of the filtered words in chat. I was not directly involved in the conversation, however, I am recording it here so that the tale shall be known to all. It is truly a majestic thing.


Tidfe: *stuffs one part of brain in a *WON'T SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME?!* for a second* We are not going there brain. And it does sound interesting Dragon~
Dragon of the North: I was thinking being accused of treason after opposing the previous kings order to destroy a neighboring city.
Muse: I like it.
Dragon of the North: Lol, filters. xD And yay!
Tidfe: I keep forgetting that is a filter
Dragon of the North: I'm still very confused by those words are filtered.
Tidfe: I have a good guess as to why
Dragon of the North: Oh, why? Can you explain?
Tidfe: *coughs* Not really <.< Least not someplace public like cbox. If I'm wrong, it would be bad
Muse: I can explain.
Dragon of the North: Oh, 'kay. Never mind then. cx
Tidfe: Okay~
thetruegarsot: excessive drama tends to make people irritated
Tidfe: Is that the explanation Muse?
Tidfe: And hiya Garsot~
Muse: That particular word was filtered due to a previous emo plague. Kept going into their little crevice where wall meets wall.
thetruegarsot: as i imagine that being the reason behind the filters
thetruegarsot: hello tidfe
Eferhilda: Long ago....
thetruegarsot: story time?
Tidfe: Yes
Dragon of the North: Very
Muse: (shh don't be pedantic, she's telling a story! D:)
Eferhilda: A place filled with magic, mystery and fun. Where everyone was just so happy to greet one another that they form a place, a room known as...the cbox
Tidfe: Now shhh. I want to hear the story garsot. *hands you some popcorn*
thetruegarsot: im sorry
thetruegarsot: and thank you
Eferhilda: Within these chambers the dwellers of this world met, talked, laughed and shared in their lives together.
Eferhilda: All was well and happy...until...
Dragon of the North: (Popcorn anyone? *hands out* )
Eferhilda: A darkness came to the cbox
thetruegarsot: *cowers under the sheets*
Eferhilda: At first they knew no what they were. They appeared to be like everyone else, save for one thing....
Tidfe: *gasps and covers face while taking some popcorn*
Eferhilda: Their love of the place that shall now not be named.
thetruegarsot:
Dragon of the North: (Voldemort's home? )
Tidfe: (Close enough)
thetruegarsot:
Eferhilda: Laughter and fun would be going on and these people would crave to be the center, even when everyone else was having fun. So, they would proclaim this childish journey and huff off and cry there.
Eferhilda: Attention is what they sought and attention was what they craved.
thetruegarsot: did they receive this attention?
Tidfe: My guess not as they expected
Eferhilda: Troubled by this plagued the Goddesses of Creative Freedom combined their awesome power and destroyed the place from existence. Replacing it with a funny phrase so that the laughter might always remain among those of Creative Freedom.
Eferhilda: That is why that forbidden word is no more.

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My boyfriend Ben and I have a special sort of relationship.

(yesterday)
The Adequate Gatsby: Oh wow. You look so different in that picture you were tagged in.
Steve Conger: picture?
Steve Conger: tagged?
Steve Conger: one moment
Steve Conger: Ohwow!
Steve Conger: That was some time ago. I think I was 18.
Steve Conger: I'm surprised Annie found it/tagged me in it. I haven't talked to her in years.
The Adequate Gatsby: Ben, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but I think you might have a case of Keanu Reeves. Aside from the haircut you really haven't aged.
Steve Conger: << There are questions you must not ask. There are things you must not know.
Steve Conger: ._. I am eternal.
The Adequate Gatsby: I won't ask any more questions, but I'm sleeping with one of those old 18th century vampire killer kits.
Steve Conger: That's entirely reasonable.

(today)
The Adequate Gatsby: Finished Breaking Bad. I feel empty inside.
Steve Conger: Oh? Haha.
Steve Conger: I heard the ending was good.
The Adequate Gatsby: it was.
The Adequate Gatsby: I hated it.
Steve Conger: lmao
The Adequate Gatsby: Also apparently the birthday posts are going to start early this year.
The Adequate Gatsby: Already gotten one, and two messages. It is not my birthday for another two and a half hours.
Steve Conger: Lmao already started, eh?
Steve Conger: Oh, haha, people are trying to be on the ball about it.
The Adequate Gatsby: Technically if I wanted to be a pedantic dick about it, I would say that it isn't my birthday until 6:15
Steve Conger: Lol. I don't even remember when I was born.
Steve Conger: I mean the time.
Steve Conger: obv
Steve Conger: I was never born; I was hatched.
The Adequate Gatsby: Well, it was 25 years ago, so I wouldn't expect you to remember.
Steve Conger: 25? Hah. Yeah... 25...
Steve Conger: We'll forget the Keanu Reeves discussion.
The Adequate Gatsby: You were never "born". You were turned. Remember, you're a vampire.
Steve Conger: <<;
Steve Conger: ****.
Steve Conger: You didn't forget.
The Adequate Gatsby: I am all-knowing.
The Adequate Gatsby: Just, don't pay attention to the ancient looking box that is going to stay between us tomorrow night.
Steve Conger: Wait. You're god?
The Adequate Gatsby: At all times.
The Adequate Gatsby: To quote you, "There are things you must not question."
Steve Conger: Lolol
Steve Conger: Fair enough.

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Fearless: You would never arrange a date with Chris Evans for me.
Grey: I know, I'm such a bad boyfriend.

LITERALLY 5 SECONDS LATER

Grey: Now everyone knows I'm your boyfriend! *gasp* I'm not as ashamed as I thought I would be. I'm kidding I'M KIDDING I'M SORRY DON'T LEAVE ME

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I'll share one. It's not really a 'chat' conversation and was not online, but I think it fits here.

My SO and I were having dinner together at a bar & grill type place. We like to sit in the casino section, mostly because it's often less populated and there is always a game on the telly. That particular evening we shared the section with two other persons, and I presume one of them was deaf. Right about in the middle of the meal they start to argue vehemently. They were communicating in ASL but they mouthed some of the words and every now and then the lady would verbalise. There were some "no"s, "you"s, and other varied words, but the hingepin of the entire argument, as we heard it, was:

"F***"

silence

grunt

"F***!"

"NO"

more silence

"F***ING F***."

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Fearless: *drops link*
Grey: … a vintage syringe?
Fearless: I need it
Grey: Why the hell do you need a syringe?
Fearless: To stab people

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Why else would you need a vintage syringe?

This was what a discussion about my favorite books spawned. Once again, Rot proves his scientific genius.

[21:35:38] the calm before the dick storm: READ IT RIGHT NOW
[21:35:45] the calm before the dick storm: those books are so ****ing good there are no words
[21:37:10] Baron ****ing III: Hmmmmmm
[21:37:11] Baron ****ing III: Okay.
[21:37:26] Baron ****ing III: I will read it.
[21:37:42] the calm before the dick storm: pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase
[21:37:50] the calm before the dick storm: you will have my first(never)born
[21:39:35] Baron ****ing III: You don't get it.
[21:39:38] Baron ****ing III: I am your firstneverborn
[21:39:48] the calm before the dick storm: Oedipus?
[21:40:19] Baron ****ing III: Not unless I sleep with you and/or one of us kills the other. So I'm good. I'm safe.
[21:40:48] the calm before the dick storm: true
[21:41:03] the calm before the dick storm: for now
[21:41:11] the calm before the dick storm: turns into patch of ice
[21:41:36] Baron ****ing III: Oh dear god she already has killed me!
[21:41:41] Baron ****ing III: ... YOU are Oedipus.
[21:42:28] the calm before the dick storm: i think i lack the right bits
[21:42:37] the calm before the dick storm: http://listverse.com/2007/11/11/25-meth ... are-hands/
[21:42:45] the calm before the dick storm: i'm a writer it's just for research i swear
[21:42:47] Baron ****ing III: He was Greek. They considered small bits more manly.
[21:43:34] Baron ****ing III: So if the different between mine and his is more than the difference between his and your zero-value... then you're more Oedipus.
[21:43:46] the calm before the dick storm: damn you math
[21:43:47] Baron ****ing III: ... Did I just do dick science math?
[21:43:51] the calm before the dick storm: you did
[21:43:56] the calm before the dick storm: this is your destiny
[21:43:59] Baron ****ing III: To prove you're an ancient greek murderer.
[21:44:04] Baron ****ing III: And king.
[21:44:05] the calm before the dick storm: you did
[21:44:14] Baron ****ing III: ... I'm impressed with myself.

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It was after midnight. Someone may or may not have been exceptionally high on painkillers during this.

It all began when we talked about physics, soda, and about how there's a special room in my house where it's always cold for some reason...



Grey: Do you keep your tampons in the cold room?
Fear: wat
Grey: To keep them fresh
Fear: *howling with the laughter of tired, tipsy people*
Grey: It's a simple yes or no question

TWO MINUTES LATER

Grey: Tampons have wings, right?
Fear: *muffled pterodactyl screeching*
Grey: I'm pretty sure they fought a dragon in the air
Fear: This is going in funny convos
Grey: Hey this is real ****!

ANOTHER THIRTY SECONDS LATER

Grey: Wait, pads have wings?????
Fear: *proceeds to get up, get a variety of pads and a tampon*
Fear: Ah, the world of female toiletries
Fear: This is a pad, this one has no wings
Grey: But that doesn't seem logical for flight

TIME PASSES

Grey: So if you're skydiving and your parachute ****ing up
Grey: If you're on your period
Grey: You live
Grey: I'm kinda disappointed you can't fly
Grey: A little part of me really believed... You know, like, when you were a child and now it all just comes crashing down like it would if you didn't have the right pad

ANOTHER LITTLE BIT LATER

Grey: So they work like a hang glider between your legs
Fear: *unbridled, untamed, wild pterodactyl screeching and sobs of laughter*
Grey: Man, one day you're gonna see a commercial for summertime cool tampons and you're gonna feel like such a fool

EPILOGUE: ADDITIONAL CONVERSATION WITH DAUGHTER

Grey: did you know that the wings on maxi pads don't actually make people fly
Tyne: is that how you hurt yourself
Grey: ****
Grey: you're good

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While talking to a GreyHelm, I'd asked him to do me this quick favor. He agreed, and then sent me this (keeping in mind, my first language is Spanish):

Curmes Dudeterus: No problemo. Tengo un gato in mis pantalones, esta biblioteca porque tu eres Spanishio. 
That means: no problem, going to write up this PM, and telling you about it in Spanish. 
I translated because my fluency can be intimidating at times
Tempest: >.> oh sweet jesus
Tempest: that made me laugh
Tempest: so hard
Curmes Dudeterus: ohhn **** I was supposed to say Espanol not Spanishio
Curmes Dudeterus: Damn, I feel silly now

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@AKNyx: So...I'm really tempted to change all my stuff to titanic so I can have: #titanic {float:none;} in my underbar... >.>

@Meow Purrdock: no no

@xEmily: LOL

@Meow Purrdock: titanic

@Lady Loki: lol

@Meow Purrdock: lifejacket: override

@Meow Purrdock: or like run iceberg,trojan

@xEmily: iceberg:position-absolute

@Meow Purrdock: sink;position;relative

@AKNyx: .iceberg{display: block;
width: 100m;
height: 400m;}

@xEmily: ^show off.

@Meow Purrdock: .icerberg .sinking {
position: relative;
margin-top:1000m2;}

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Grey: "Why don't you like blue cheese anyway?"

Tyne: "It's not like, because it's a fungus or anything… I just don't like the taste. It tastes like a butthole"

Fearless: "How do you know what a butthole tastes li-"

Tyne: "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS"

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(going to see dad's new car)

Me: Wow, I like it.
Dad: I know, right? Much better than the old one.
Me (opening trunk to put some stuff in): Wow, nice trunk space.
Mom (dead serious): Yeah. Your dad and I decided to start kidnapping people.

(Now y'all know why I'm like this)

TheRottenLeprechaun: Good morning, young Ast.
07/04/15 12:46 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: ... I think I am slightly older than you, allowing me to say that.

07/04/15 12:46 PM
Asteria: You are slightly older
07/04/15 12:47 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: *victory pose*
07/04/15 12:47 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: It's only Trever and Efer who can bully me now!

07/04/15 12:47 PM
Fain: Hellow Rot and Ast! Good morning
07/04/15 12:47 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: Fainie! Young and wonderful!

Fain: am I older or younger then you Rot?
07/04/15 12:48 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: Hey, Asteria, any idea what you wanna do for the Yamirah story?
07/04/15 12:48 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: I'm 27 now.
07/04/15 12:48 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: *shudders* so old...

07/04/15 12:48 PM
Fain: we are of equal years
07/04/15 12:48 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: And I only turned 27 last month so odds are you defeat me.
07/04/15 12:48 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: But equal is good. We're awesome.

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Fain: totes I've been 27 for almost half a year December

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Fain: equal works for me

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Fain: make me seem younger ;)

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Asteria: I'm still debating what I want to do for that, Rotch

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Asteria: and I can bully you, yes. You know why?

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Asteria: Because you hold my purse and wear my panties.

07/04/15 12:49 PM
Asteria: Deal with it.
07/04/15 12:50 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: Wait, I thought we both wore panties.
07/04/15 12:50 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: I even had a sweet tagline that I've sadly forgotten now. I'd saved it just for you

07/04/15 12:50 PM
Asteria: We do, but you wear the panties I deem for you, which are the ones our sergeant includes in the budget

07/04/15 12:51 PM
Asteria: Pics or it didn't happen, Rotch! Maybe I'll be nicer to you...just a bit...for that tanline. *nodnod*

07/04/15 12:52 PM
Fain: Gods I love painting in the morning. Caldrian's image will be up today teeheee...... And yes he's wearing a bedsheet... This will be explained in the first post when you meet the dwarf.....
07/04/15 12:52 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: Nice.

TheRottenLeprechaun: Arh, we're plenty nic to each other as it is. We slap asses and make jokes. That's partnership if I ever saw it.

07/04/15 12:52 PM
Fain: giant human size bedsheet on a dwarf made me all too giggly...

07/04/15 12:53 PM
Fain: It wrapped FOUR times around him....
07/04/15 12:53 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: For the Rp I'm playing a clown. An elf clown.
07/04/15 12:53 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: .. Okay, that's a great image. Do share it when you finish the painting.

07/04/15 12:53 PM
Fain: oh I will

07/04/15 12:53 PM
Fain: It'll be on his char profile....

07/04/15 12:54 PM
Fain: Yahp Rot's char suffers from madness. It'll be quite interesting to see
07/04/15 12:55 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: A circus elf, acrobat and clown, dressed and painted motley
07/04/15 12:56 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: And sorta broken. But cheerful!

07/04/15 01:00 PM
GreyHelm: Hallo
07/04/15 01:02 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: Helm!
07/04/15 01:02 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: You will be my light now that Sissy is gone, as I will be yours.

07/04/15 01:02 PM
GreyHelm: <3

07/04/15 01:02 PM
GreyHelm: You are the beacon in the darkness
07/04/15 01:03 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: And together we shall high five the world.
07/04/15 01:03 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: No, Grey... no I am not.

07/04/15 01:03 PM
GreyHelm: Damn
07/04/15 01:03 PM
TheRottenLeprechaun: I am the gentle shade in the hot light.

07/04/15 01:03 PM
GreyHelm: Oh, that works

GreyHelm: Do you stop rain too
07/04/15 01:03 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: My evil protects you from goodness overload.
07/04/15 01:03 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: Sure.

07/04/15 01:03 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: niceeeee

07/04/15 01:03 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: We will butt butts with the world

07/04/15 01:05 PM
[×] [o] Fain: hellow Grey
07/04/15 01:06 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: We will slap Asteria's ass with our ass and then she will kill us. With our own butts.

07/04/15 01:06 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: hey Fain

07/04/15 01:06 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: I live way too close to Asteria to take that risk it wouldn't take much effort for her to make me ded

07/04/15 01:07 PM
[×] [o] Fain: she wouldn't make you ded Grey just wish for it...
07/04/15 01:07 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: I don't believe anyone in America are close to each other, the country is simply too big You'll never run into anyone.
07/04/15 01:08 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: I think Germany is too big for people to stumble across one another.

07/04/15 01:08 PM
[×] [o] Asteria: I kind of want that in my signature now

07/04/15 01:08 PM
[×] [o] Asteria: It's going in my signature now

07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: Your height and Denmark's size mean you're probably a national landmark. "Yeah I'll meet you at Rot after work" "K"
07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] TheRottenLeprechaun: Hold on, I'mma go for a bit. Grey, don't be ded when I return. Fain, don't strange Grey. Ast, stay frosty and don't punch things bigger than your fist.

07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: I must see this signature

07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] Asteria: You're officially in my signature

07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] Eferhilda: [link]

07/04/15 01:09 PM
[×] [o] GreyHelm: lol nice

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