Well, now you've gone and done it. I mean, did you
want an Icebreed? 'Cause, that's how you got an Icebreed.
Allow me to clarify.
You invited this disaster upon yourself when you brought
Louloubelle into your ranks (yes, this is yet another mark on her permanent record!), and just let her acclimatize and make herself at home. Louloubelles are well known for their friendships with Icebreeds. Even then, though, it was only a percentage chance of possibility. You could have dodged the bullet. Louloubelles go lots of places that Icebreeds don't. Then, however --
THEN, I say -- you permitted the prolific
NicholasDeLeone to follow Louloubelle into your domicile. At that point, you may as well have put up a big neon sign that reads "ICEBREEDS WELCOME". It's like pizza, you guys. You don't make a circular, crunchy crust and put tomato sauce in the center and not expect somebody to show up with cheese. You could have had just a crust and made some panini out of it. You could have just had the tomato sauce, and ... I dunno, made some nice, smooth salsa for dippin' chips. But you had both, so now you have an Icebreed. ...Wait. *stops for a moment, makes some tallying gestures, mouths a few pizza-related words, shrugs* ...Yeah, whatever. The laws of pizza demand it, and thus do the laws of Icebreeds.
I may as well give you all some idea about what sort of thing you've unleashed upon yourselves. The typical Icebreed is a fellow in his 30s who physically inhabits an area of the southwest United States. He has accrued about 15 years of role-playing history, best remembered from the nearly ten years of forcing his bizarre imagination upon the denizens of an innocent "Dragonball Z" based RP community, using his tyrannical, poached authority, until at last he was overthrown and made to seek out other victims. When he is not subjecting a mild-mannered story writer to his "ideas", he bides his time with his grotesque collection of computer games, fraternizing with Loulou, Nicholas, and others, he gets paralyzed by the only known temporary abatement for Icebreeds -- Netflix watching -- and of course, he propagates his sinister methodology through the guise of pizza delivery.
So, what sort of RP monstrosities can you expect from your Icebreed infestation? Icebreeds generally take a great deal of time to write their piece in collaborative play, as it is well known that despite their ability to produce effective, weaponized roleplay, they struggle to understand that of others, and must pore and seethe over it until something resembling comprehension oozes out. The quality of the refined RPnium produced tends to vary, depending on the Icebreed's mood, but aside from the hallmarks of the wicked abyss it came from, the end result is usually at least adequate. Be warned; the Icebreed thrives upon certain sorts of mental imagery above others. Unfortunately, the Center for Icebreed Control has only begun its research into this area of the Icebreed behavior. So far, they have only ascertained that they enjoy situations in which characters attain demigodly powers, but if you ask me, you could have just figured that out from reading his intro. I mean, c'mon, CIC. Need funding much?
A final note of warning; we all know that Icebreeds look like some kind of ice thing. Sometimes it's an ice cube. Sometimes it's an adorable chibi ice person. Regardless, under no circumstances should you ever try to placate or tranquilize an Icebreed by dunking him into your favorite beverage. Icebreeds are, in large part, Ice-Nine. They will freeze everything liquid they touch, permanently, at room temperature.
Do not water the Icebreed!My condolences for this plague that has been visited upon you. Sure, you brought it upon yourselves, but I'm sure you didn't do it intentionally, and nobody deserves an Icebreed infestation. That's just something you don't wish on people. That's going too far, man! I wish you great constitution through your painful, extended treatment sessions.